actual photo not an agency
If I’m going in for a therapeutic deep tissue massage, why is it important to know that the photo is an ‘actual photo, not an agency? I think I will need a very different kind of tissue in this type place. In fact the statement ‘actual photo’ is funny to me anyway. I didn’t think it was an oil painting, or a mirage. Wouldn’t it be better to say something like ‘this is an actual photograph of me, and not some porn model’
Meetings mean different things to different coworkers.
For some it’s Star time, time to show how great you are. And now all the way from accounting, please put your hands together…
For others it’s snack time, a time to get a drink and a donut. Havin’ some food, learning about history-Fast times at Ridgemont high
For me it’s nap time.
The worst part of any meeting for me is when we are asked to give ourselves a round of applause. Wait, I’m clapping for me? This makes me uncomfortable, I mean if the goal is for me to reward me, can’t I just give myself a handjob later? It’s less embarrassing.
The first thing to go out on a mouse is the lateral movement, and yeah I already took the ball out and dumped out all the gunk. Sad fact is, this mouse has lost a step.
In July of 08 it will no longer be legal to use a handset cell phone while driving in California, good thing I always have a driver when I’m in Hollywood. What civil liberty will next fall? Road head? Where will the injustice end?
Work tip # 563
Don’t put any gossip in writing, email gets forwarded..things break down. You can always claim you were misquoted at a bar, but when they see your email, well…even I can’t wriggle out of that one. Let’s be careful out there people.
Meetings mean different things to different coworkers.
For some it’s Star time, time to show how great you are. And now all the way from accounting, please put your hands together…
For others it’s snack time, a time to get a drink and a donut. Havin’ some food, learning about history-Fast times at Ridgemont high
For me it’s nap time.
The worst part of any meeting for me is when we are asked to give ourselves a round of applause. Wait, I’m clapping for me? This makes me uncomfortable, I mean if the goal is for me to reward me, can’t I just give myself a handjob later? It’s less embarrassing.
The first thing to go out on a mouse is the lateral movement, and yeah I already took the ball out and dumped out all the gunk. Sad fact is, this mouse has lost a step.
In July of 08 it will no longer be legal to use a handset cell phone while driving in California, good thing I always have a driver when I’m in Hollywood. What civil liberty will next fall? Road head? Where will the injustice end?
Work tip # 563
Don’t put any gossip in writing, email gets forwarded..things break down. You can always claim you were misquoted at a bar, but when they see your email, well…even I can’t wriggle out of that one. Let’s be careful out there people.
posted by Robert_M at 4:30 PM
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